Tuesday, December 11, 2007

weight issues...

ee:
i tink i only wan to slim down to 40kg lar
dun wan to be less than 40kg, then i will lose all my curves

zh:
u have them meh

ee:
wei!wat do u mean by that?

zh:
the only curves that u'd got in my opinion is that on ur face
u know..
ur round face

ee:
wei. are u tryin to imply that i look like a lollipop?

zh:
More like Chuppa Chups.

ee:
wei!

zh:
well,at least chuppa chups are cute and kids love them more in singapore then lollipops

ee:
i know i know. u prefer the plump-ER kind

zh:
oh well, here it goes again...

Our conversation will bound to center around her weight whenever she is around (Nicole richie is her idol by the way).. she has a Ph.D in calories-computation. One look and she knows how much calories that particular food item has and if you ask her, she can tell you how much kcalories (or kjoules) she has consumed since morning and how long she must exercise to burn them off (li hai ba). Amazing i tell you...after which she will go on about the 'fetish' that i have on 'plump-er' girls.. I dun have a fetish on meaty girls, just wanna tell her that she can be beautiful and sexy as well with some fats on her... she can never get it ..but she has twisted my words in such a way that it has now turn into my fetish!! (--;) thats why it's refreshing to see girls that will just eat and dun care about a thing... hah..
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screams at ming: pedigree =! prodigy..